
Yeah, a tap-dancing PIRATE
with a wooden leg.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 19

I am a PIRATE. I'm an excellent PIRATE.
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 2

Personally, I'd choose PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4

- You were a PIRATE once.
- No, I was a smuggler.
Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 3

Except, perhaps,
Talk Like a Pirate Day,
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 4